Parenting Summed Up In A Rollercoaster Of 17 Relatable Tweets And Memes

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mattstaff
May 26, 2019 9:00 PM EDT

This one's for all the parents out there just trying to get by. And by the looks of these brutally accurate, apparently relatable tweets and memes, that is NO easy task! It's one filled with struggles and tantrums and humility gained through defeat. 

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  • 01
    Text - Anna M @helgagrace In my experience, adulthood is mostly piling stuff up on surfaces and then eventually having to clean off those surfaces 8:57 AM 12/24/18 Twitter for iPhone 2,346 Retweets 11.6K Likes
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    Text - Matt Okine @mattokine When you're 20, fifteen people could turn up to your house at any moment. When you're 30 it literally takes two months of planning to see a friend.
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    Text - SpacedMom @copymama Welcome to parenthood. Every piece of trash in your house is now a makeshift toy that you are not allowed to throw out
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    Text - TwinzerDad @TwinzerDad While I do subscribe to the "Happy Wife, Happy Life" philosophy there is definitely a case to be made for "Slightly Irritated Wife, Amusing Life theory as well. #marriedlife
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    Text - laura @lauratnelson My mom: wow it's so nice of Jeff to watch your kids for the next few days while you're gone Me: yes, he is very excited to continue to be a father
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    Text - lil Han @hwelchaaa *baby screaming* Me: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC 9/6/18, 2:51 PM
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    Photograph - Me: Are you guys ready to have kids? Them: Yes Also them:
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    Text - Jenny Pentland @JennyPentland Follow I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"
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    Text - Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy Follow Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours
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  • 10
    Text - Heather B. Armstrong Follow @dooce The singular sign of a parent who is doing their job is their unwillingness to let their children watch the Star Wars prequels.
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    Text - Frank Lowe Follow @GayAtHomeDad Some kid had a surprise birthday party today and my son said "IT'S SECRET LIKE BEYONCÉ'S ALBUM!" That's my baby
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  • 12
    Text - PapeAWash @PaperWash Follow Was arguing with my 2 y/o for 30 minutes about why he needs to wear his pants and now we're both sitting in our underwear eating donuts
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  • 13
    Text - HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything. ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better? HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same.
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    Text - andy lassner @andylassner Follow "Can I ask you a million questions?" -kids
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    Text - Danny Zuker @DannyZuker Follow I'm constantly amazed at how different my twin daughters are Lisa is so much more positive & confident than her sister Hog Face.
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  • 16
    Text - Brian Gaar Follow @briangaar The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate
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    Text - Jay Skarlow @RockabillyJay Follow Young children are like sponges. They are the filthiest thing in your house.
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